So you’re telling me that I have swiped though alllllllll the men within a 25 mile radious of me?! You have GOT to be kidding. I would demand a refund if I had paid for this app.
Should I expand my search radius? That would probably only be an awful idea. Seeing as IF I did that, I would find the one man who seems worth a minute of my time. We would chat, exchange numbers, and never ever meet up seeing as our schedules would conflict and I’m not a fan of driving.
It’s awfully addicting and I can’t help myself. Should I even admit this? I blame being bored. Yeah, that’s it. Some of these profiles just make me blink and ask myself are these the only men left out there for me? I mean common, being a frat boy was once an attractive trait..no wait, it never was. Seriously? Grow up.
Where are the grown ups with real jobs, no kids and any sort of attraction to me? Well obviously they aren’t on this app.
Please don’t tell me I have to put real clothes on and actually brush my hair. Meeting in real life is so…1999.
No exciting updates or stories as of yet. Crossing my fingers for one to occupy my time soon.